{"id":2287,"date":"2017-01-27T13:29:59","date_gmt":"2017-01-27T12:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/durch-die-haut.de\/?p=2287\/"},"modified":"2019-08-30T12:24:37","modified_gmt":"2019-08-30T10:24:37","slug":"pain-and-tts-patches-how-they-measure-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/durch-die-haut.de\/en\/pain-and-tts-patches-how-they-measure-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Pain and TTS Patches: How They Measure Up"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\u00a9 nadyatess – Fotolia.com<\/p><\/div>\n

Sunday, 7:30PM:\u00a0two opposing teams warm up. On one side, is team “Pain”, favored to win, with its star quarterback, who reliably reads the defense strategy and knows how to get the ball to the wide receiver into the end zone in every game. The Opponent is the “Patch” team. It`s surprising that this team even made it onto the field. This was mainly thanks to its defense, which\u00a0fans say stays tough and holds off the offensive line.<\/p>\n

Patch Against Pain!<\/h2>\n

The Pain team clearly favored to win and so far, no one has found a way to stop its charging offense.<\/p>\n

At the fifty yard line, the team captains toss a coin to determine which team will kick off and which team will receive. The Pain team wins the toss and chooses the side of the field with the sun at its back, giving it a distinct advantage. But the Patch Team, with its reliable defense, remains calm. Let’s start: Patch against pain!<\/a><\/p>\n

The Patch quarterback keeps running small plays up the field, but the defense is shockproof and stops the advance. Losing his nerve, a\u00a0Pain team cornerback grabs the Patch wide-receiver\u2019s facemask and pulls him to the ground. The FDA referee gives him a yellow card with a 15 yard penalty for failure to observe the rules of fair play. The next play doesn\u2019t make up the yardage and the Pain team is kicking again.<\/p>\n

Overtime<\/h2>\n

The score is tied at the end of the 4th quarter and the teams go into overtime. The Patch team seems more focused and refreshed. \u00a0All the players want to be put into the game, as the overtime excitement\u00a0increases with each passing play. The Pain team`s quarterback reads the defense and makes a last minute change to throw a long pass to the wide receiver. \u00a0The ball is intercepted by the Patch teams\u2019 defense who is brought down on the 50 yard line. Now Patch is clearly in control and varies its tactics as they march down the field. \u00a0It\u2019s the first down and the Patch team is on the 1 yard line. \u00a0The team is set up for a running Play, with the running back lined up behind the quarterback. \u00a0The ball is snapped, the offensive line surges forward and the quarterback dives into the end zone. The FDA\u00a0referee calls the touchdown. Incredible! The teams line up for the extra point and the field goal is good.<\/p>\n

The Game is Over!<\/h2>\n

David has certainly prevailed against Goliath, using\u00a0patience, tactics, and intelligence. The Patch team Players, joined by their families,\u00a0 are hugging and celebrating on the field. Everyone in the know is sure that\u00a0we should continue to expect great things from the Patch team.<\/p>\n

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Image source<\/strong>: nadyatess – fotolia.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Imagine a competition: path against pain. And even if you wouldn’t expect it: the little medical patch can defeat the pain. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2290,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[49,48],"class_list":["post-2287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general-information","tag-pain","tag-patch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/durch-die-haut.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/durch-die-haut.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/durch-die-haut.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durch-die-haut.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durch-die-haut.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2287"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/durch-die-haut.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5247,"href":"https:\/\/durch-die-haut.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2287\/revisions\/5247"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durch-die-haut.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2290"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/durch-die-haut.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durch-die-haut.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/durch-die-haut.de\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}